No Theme, No Order

Not funny

just-shower-thoughts:

Every bullet ever fired since my birth has missed me by a certain number of inches. I wonder what the lowest number is.

beigetype:

vibrators are WRONG and unnatural the bible said adam and eve not florence and the machine

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onipond:
“ hotchristmas:
“ who is sweet randall and why is he calling my house
”
On this day Sweet Randall called
”

onipond:

hotchristmas:

who is sweet randall and why is he calling my house

On this day Sweet Randall called

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4lung:
“(??????????????)
”

4lung:

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mousethephoenix:

crowtrobot:

good reaction image for when u see a Bad Post on your dash

image

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If you ever catch me staring, I am:

averitablelexiconofnonsense:

kephazard:

ahungrygirlsfitnessjourney:

1) admiring your piercing/tattoo/hairstyle/outfit

2) trying to figure out if I know you

3) think you’re gorgeous and can’t help myself

truth

4) just staring into space and haven’t realised I’m staring at a living person

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keksetsu:

prinsaws:

ipecacandcivetoil:

ipecacandcivetoil:

so many gifs of ostriches doing their mating dance for humans but did u know

they actually did a study on this

and ostriches repeatedly found humans more attractive than other ostriches

yes

ostrich farmers have trouble setting up their ostriches with each other because they’re just not interested, they want their farmers instead

it’s incredible

also, ostriches show notable sexual preference

some male ostriches will only display for male humans, some will display for anybody, some will display for female humans only

I can’t believe ostriches are reverse furries

great we gotta kinkshame the fuckin birds now

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motionlesshorror:

she-s-a-shy-one:

thatcutetransguy:

violenceandvitriol:

eziocauthon89:

Well…. 7 outta 10……

7 is really weird because time does dilate, but then before you know it another week has gone by and you’re still completely stuck and feeling no better at all despite promising yourself that tomorrow you’ll be better and you’ll try harder.

and then recovery is sometimes moving backwards out of it so you have to re-experience all of those things and…ugh. it’s so exhausting.

It’s important to recognise these when they’re happening to you because your natural ability to know something is wrong with you is skewed by depression and sometimes it’s not until your in the middle of it that you realise what it is.

10 out of 10

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zelly-fangirl:

just in case we all forgot how insane the Cards Against Humanity people were

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